An Open Letter

Dear Casual Gamers,

Fuck you. I hate you. You’re ruining everything. A “one button driving” mode in Forza Motorsport 3? Are you shitting me? If you’re not good at something, chances are you shouldn’t be playing it. You don’t see me pissing and moaning because I’m not a very good musician, so you should dumb that shit down so I can play too.

I didn’t really mind too much when you all had your own games, on your own system (the Wii). Fine, you don’t mess with mine, I won’t mess with yours. But now you’re fucking with MY stuff. Yes, I can turn off the retarded 1 button driving shit. That’s not the point. The option shouldn’t even be there in a racing sim, it just shouldn’t. Go ahead, try that in a real car. Just hit the gas all the time, never use your breaks. Get back to me with how well that goes.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to love the shit out of FM3, but I don’t like the way things are trending. Pretty soon there aren’t going to be any games for people who are good at games left.

Only you can prevent casual shovelware!!!!!!

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